Golf Jokes Collections (you are welcome to send me a new one)

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF ARE not

10. Dan, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter!
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the # 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't

1. Hold Up! I need to wash my balls first